Timely investing wisdom from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Earlier this week my wife and I were discussing the stock market events that were taking place in front of us; markets gripped by political intrigue, both domestic and overseas, violent swings in volatility, slowing economic growth, and lots of uncertainty. I then started telling her about what my plan was (I was actually getting excited) and she chimed in “it’s like the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy!” I stared at her a bit taken aback while I searched my memory banks for any relevant investment wisdom from that hilarious tome. And then it hit me……

Right there, printed in big bold large cap letters in front of the most important book in the universe are the words, DON’T PANIC Here’s a little refresher from Wikipedia:

In the series, DON’T PANIC (always upper-case) is a phrase written on the cover of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.[32] The novel explains that this was partly because the device “looked insanely complicated” to operate, and partly to keep intergalactic travelers from panicking.[33] It is said that despite its many glaring (and occasionally fatal) inaccuracies, the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy itself has outsold the Encyclopedia Galactica because it is slightly cheaper, and because it has the words “DON’T PANIC” in large, friendly letters on the cover.[32]

Arthur C. Clarke said Douglas Adams’ use of “Don’t panic” was perhaps the best advice that could be given to humanity.[34]

If you haven’t had the pleasure of reading the whole series of books by Douglass Adams I highly recommend them. They are even available on audio CDs of the classic BBC radio series.

And that is the most important investment advice I could give anyone during these kind of turbulent markets. Emotional decisions during turbulent markets lead to poor investment decisions. This is one of the main reasons investors fail to even match the performance of mutual funds which themselves fail to match the market’s performance. Most investors tend to buy high and sell low. Rare is the investor who can truly practice buy and hold and stick to an asset allocation plan through turbulent markets. And that is the rub. We are all human beings subject to our emotional biases and shortcomings. So what do you do if you’re not the emotional rock of Gibraltar, rational automaton, that is required in order not to panic?

There are many things but the most important one in my book is to have a plan for turbulent times like these. In particular is to have a plan in place, preferably on paper somewhere, before times like this happen. I’ll give you a few examples from my plan.

  • First and most important my portfolio and investment model is specifically built for times like these. I built my model around a macro outlook that called for the S&P500 being at the same level 10 years from now as it was in 2010. As I’ve said many times here downside protection, capital preservation, trumps everything, in particular for retirees who depend on portfolio withdrawals or income from the portfolio. I care more about avoiding negative performance than outperforming the market on the upside.
  • This is related to my first point but for times like these is one of the biggest reasons I built my portfolio from quality dividend paying stocks. As long as the dividend checks keep coming, and growing, I really don’t have anything to worry about from Mr market saying that my stocks are worth less today than yesterday. Of course, one needs to remain vigilant that those dividends will remain stable. I’m always on the look out for signs of weakness that may affect a company’s dividends and for chances to upgrade to a higher quality holding. For example. I’m considering swapping my ETP holding for KMR and recently sold out of NGG because it had reached my estimate of fair value and their was higher dividends to be made elsewhere.
  • Hold a large cash position. Cash provides options, opportunities, diversification. Very very rarely would I go to less than 20% cash. Currently I’m at 60% cash. Along with this cash position I have a buy list that I always keep updated. It has my top 10 buys and the price ranges I would buy at. I also use my cash position to trade. During times like these I will reduce my trading size and frequency significantly until conditions improve. For example, currently I’m 100% cash in my trading portfolio and have done only 2 trades in the last month, both in long term bonds.
  • Stay flexible. This is a core part of my investment model but deserves mentioning again. My plan is just a plan. The future is a big unknown. I can do everything I can to be prepared but ultimately the biggest asset I can think of in light of an unknown future is flexibility. If my plan does not work out I will adapt, change, and learn. I’ve found that this is a great general life strategy in general.

I hope that helps a bit. Yes, in short, DON’T PANIC, but you need tools to help you do that. A plan is the best thing you can do to help you navigate these times. As I sit here writing on Sunday night, preparing for a drive from Hyrum, Utah to Glenns Ferry, Idaho tomorrow the S&P500 futures are down about 2.5%. No problem. I’m not in a panic, I have my plan, and actually I’m excited at the potential upcoming opportunities to enhance my future returns.



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4 Responses to Timely investing wisdom from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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  2. Chris Ayoub says:

    Hey Paul,
    First and foremost, I very much appreciate the level of disclosure, as it relates to your own portfolio risk profile, you provided in your most recent posting. Having spent 25 years as a portfolio manager in the mutual fund industry, I find your commentary among the most thought provoking and to-the-point that I have had the opportunity to read. Although, in the interest of reader feedback, I will tell you that based upon your 2011 postings, I assumed you were more somewhat more invested than 40%. Based on that percentage, I would have assumed your investment thoughts would have been somewhat more bearish on a macro basis. To often, stock market commentators and/or experts (like the ones that CNBC parades out each day) provide little insight into the risk profile of their own investment portfolio, leading the reader/listener to assume that the advisor’s holdings are closely correlated to implied message of their latest investment opinion. In my humble opinion, the small investor places too much faith in the expert’s opinion when formulating their investment strategy and not enough focus on the appropriate risk profile they should overlay on their portfolio. Maybe it’s because these so-called TV pundits rarely speak publicly of their missteps. It’s always dumbfounding to hear professional money managers speak about one week being 100% invested in a bull market and amazingly the next week transitioned to a short posture when the bears take over. In some of my replies to your postings over the 6 months or so that I have been following your blog, I expressed concern that the market had gotten too far ahead of economic reality. Unfortunately, I was about 9 months too early and being in about 65% cash definitely impacted results, although it has greatly lessened the pain of the past 10 trading days. For now, I think I patience is indeed a virtue and I’ll give the shakeout plenty of time to develop.

    I look forward to your postings as we go through the remainder of 2011.

    Best Regards,

    • libertatemamo says:

      Thanks for the comment and the feedback Chris. Highly appreciated. I struggle with how much of my portfolio positioning to reveal. I don’t want to end up writing a trading blog or a stock recommendation blog. So far I’ve provided highlights here and there to highlight a point or show an example but nothing detailed. Then there were complications like having my commodity investments in a structured product, which I sold early in the year, with 0% downside that I considered practically like cash, so the portfolio was way more conservative then it appeared on the surface. And as you note, yes, at the beginning of the year I was about 45% cash and now 60%. This wasn’t as much a change in my macro outlook, I thought 45% cash was conservative enough, but more exiting individual stock positions that had reach my estimate of fair value or a conscious reduction of risk in one sector. Also, I’ve increased my trading account a bit during the year so I have more cash per say even if I’m trading more of it on a short term basis.

      As far as the macro picture goes, it definitely colors my investment outlook and I spend quite a bit of time on it. I should probably post on it more than I do.

      In the end I’ trying to write a blog, focused on income investing and retirement, that helps people do it for themselves and show examples of how I’m doing it real time to help along the way.

      As far as having all that cash, I bet you feel pretty good about it now. I’m always amazed at how hard it is to hold a lot of cash, especially as the market goes up.


  3. Chris Ayoub says:

    Hey Paul,

    Given your pragmatic, balanced and rational approach to investing, any additional commentary would be most welcomed. In markets like this, the even reduced exposure is painfully sobering. I do think a real buying opportunity for the long-term income investors is on the horizon. With a 2 year Treasury trading at 25 basis points, high quality dividend payers are looking pretty good. Regards, Chris

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